A.j. this is what happens when you leave your facebook open on computers. Lesson learned. Stop being a little bitch. Your mom already knew you were gay anyway.

Don’t worry Justine. We’re annoyed with you too. Especially your fb posts.

Oh my god! Some polite teenager just called me “sir” in the elevator?!?! What is this world coming to? FML.

Facebook is not your therapist.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

Eternal Boner.

Now if only Lindsey had finished this with a “FML”, then life would be complete.

Oh wow, this is some serious dirty laundry to be airing in public. Also, LIKE your own status, see if I care.

FML Blues. Fun fact: everyone here is under the age of 18. Except for Gina, who is a grown-ass woman. You should be ashamed of yourself. Pussies.

Send us your or your friends emo statuses! Don’t worry everything is totally anonymous! Do it all the emo kids are!